Showing posts with label Macgyver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Macgyver. Show all posts

Sunday, May 30, 2010

Macgyver Ain't Got Shit On Me

So this happened on the weekend on the way to a party.

My iMac fell over in the car and crushed one my of plastic fantastics, breaking off one of the counter-weight. I had to use whatever was around to slap together a makeshift weight. So Introducing..




Makeshift Counter-Weight Step-By-Step Instructions.


Step 1: Using a chunk of Blu-Tac carefully stick the detached weight to the furthest side of the axle as possible.

Step 2: Find a bunch of rusty nails.

Step 3: With some sticky-tape, bind the nails together to form one object. If there aren't enough nails available, don't be afraid to include any other objects which might add extra weight. (eg a shoe)

Step 4: Using the same sticky tape as before (providing you have enough left), tape the counter-weight to its previous location.

Step 5: Combine the added weight of the nails to the already Blu-Taced counter-weight, by taping them together.

Step 5: Reinforce the construction by taping the whole thing to the tone arm.
(Tip - Be careful not to tape the axle, as you will not be able to move the tone arm at all)


Step 6: Check to see if the cartridge is not in contact with record. If it is, add more objects to opposite end.

Step 7: Once complete, hit play and hope it lasts the rest of the party.

Step 8: Buy some CDJ's or those stupid iPod "all in one" mixer things like everyone else. (Don't)



ba!